Oriental hip Paradise
Hip Toy Review
At a Glance
+ Great shape
+ Bang for your buck
+ Stimulating tunnel
+ Satisfying finish area
- Useless anus hole
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Do big things really come in small packages? I know I did. The Oriental Hip Paradise is a great toy for those looking to dip their toes into the hip toy experience and test things out without committing to those higher prices. I remember a big marketing push on social media about this toy, so I had to grab it.
Despite having “Touhou” in the name (on J-List), I don’t think it’s supposed to be a parody of the multimedia series. But I also don’t have an encyclopedic list of all those characters in my head, so I could be wrong. All I’m saying is that doesn’t look much like a shrine outfit to me. Just let me know. I’m getting off track. Where was I? Right, tight tanned ass!
My last hip toy was the Three Ages, and then Step Sister’s Secret Relation before that. Those were both significantly larger toys, and much more what you’d imagine when someone says, “hip toy” (you know, as people do in conversations all the time). The Oriental Hip Paradise is much more compact and manageable. Maybe you’re thinking you’d love a hip toy but don’t have the space to keep a larger one . . . here you go!
Taking her out of the box, the toy is a solid tan. She is smooth like you would expect a TPE toy to be. One of my favorite parts is that her ass has a nice shape to it that does allow for pleasant grabbing.
The opening is nicely sculpted. It’s not the most detailed I’ve seen, but It’s nice. I’ve definitely seen way worse. The thing that I’m not so excited about with the Oriental Hip Paradise is the cute little backdoor. My main question is . . . why bother? There is a little hole there. It isn’t enough to really do much with, though. It’s not textured or anything.
One time I took it out of her pussy as I was finishing and tried to put the tip into her ass to see it fill up and overflow and look all hot and whatnot, but it still didn’t really work.
Moving on from that, let’s find where she really shines. Her pussy is amazing. The slight curve feels good for different reasons if I take her from the front or the back. The ridges along the tunnel just edge over into the “rough” territory and add to the sensations all along my shaft. The finish zone feels like a comforting welcome as I push into the plump ass and release it all. While holding the sexy ass against me as I finish, it does fulfill its promised experience, even at the smaller size.
With an . . . exuberant . . . completion, there is definitely stretching at the end when bottoming out. Luckily, I haven’t had any tears or breaks. There is enough material between the inside end of the tunnel and the exterior that I would actually have to try in order for that to happen.
After that, cleaning up is easy. She’s not too fussy and is easy to get water and soap down into. Drying is easy with a stick, or this cone thing that works really well.
Honestly, I would recommend the Oriental Hip Paradise to everyone who is looking for a toy. It would make a great beginner experience. I enjoy it immensely, even as a veteran toy user. Yeah, I think at less than $30 (currently), this is definitely something you should pick up if you’re thinking about a new toy.
