Hazel vs Lucy
Head-to-Head Review
At a Glance
+ Hazel locks you in
+ Lucy massages your meat
+ Durable silicone
+ Easy to clean
- Limited availability
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Look, we both know why you’re here. Bad Dragon’s Hazel the Werewolfess and Weredog’s Lucy the Hellhound. You know that want to feel that soft triangular pussy gripping around you, but you’re torn between which one to add to your collection.
I’m not going to waste your time. If you have the money, get both! I’m dead serious about this; it’s not a waste of money. Despite these two toys looking like direct competitors in a dead heat, each one provides such a unique experience that it’s absolutely worth getting to feel the pleasure of each one. So, rather than declare a “winner,” I’m going to go over the different experiences you can expect with each one. If you only have the budget for one, you can decide from there.
Hazel comes in two colors by default: Natural (brown/maroon) and Signature (white/black marble). I purchased the natural because I felt more attracted to the fantasy werewolf colors more than the signature swirl. Lucy comes in four color variants by default: Signature (red/black), Hellhound (white/gray), Steel (blue/jet/sherbert), and Teak (blond swirl). I got the hellhound colors because . . . take a guess.
Starting with the exterior, Hazel has the standard bumpy ergonomic tube shape found on a lot of Bad Dragon’s masturbators. The front is decorated with the textures of a lush bush that I would expect from a sexy she-wolf. Lucy is noticeably different with a fuller and built-out exterior with details that I’m surprised and impressed that Weredog added. Small tufts of fur occasionally break up the smoothness. A detailed tail is sculpted along the back terminating at a cute little butthole.
Let’s talk triangles. Hazel is definitely a tighter fit. The tradeoff there is that the pressure around me that I feel is consistent all the way around; the three-sided orifice does not correlate in a three-sided pressure. With Lucy, she is a bit less tight at the entrance. However, this allows more of a feel of pressure on those three sides. Don’t get me wrong, she’s not loose in any sense; only less death-grippy.
As seems to be consistent with my last Bad Dragon review, Hazel is no pillow princes wanting for a long sensual session; she wants to be fucked. Get her nice and wet with plenty of lube and rail her. That kink that you can see in the tunnel make it feel like she’s squeezing me with such intensity as I go in and out. It’s like she’s trying to get me to cum from pressuring underneath the same way I squeeze out that last bit of toothpaste out of the tube. Pushing hard into her as I finish, that same part locks me in at the base forcing me to finish as deep as I can inside her.
Lucy is a different animal altogether. Large firm bumps line her walls just past her entrance. This feels like an intense massage that rolls over my length as I go in and out. She is the first toy where I’ve felt like my cock is actually being treated like a muscle that must be cared for. Like I’m not talkin’ small texture bumps; I’m talkin’ black diamond moguls. To finish off the end of her canal, Lucy has some fine ridges at the end that stimulate my tip just the right way as I push her to the base while I finish.
Some final loose ends to leave you with. Bad Dragon and Weredog both have their own proprietary blend of silicone as their material. This makes them both more durable, easier to clean, and harder toys in general leading to higher stimulation (compared to cheaper TPE toys). For more details on each material, check out these pages here: Bad Dragon | Weredog. Weredog’s toys come with a cotton toy bag for free whereas Bad Dragon has toy bags for sale ($4) for a very high quality bag. Lastly, for purposes of shipping, Bad Dragon is US based whereas Weredog is UK based.
Hazel and Lucy might seem similar on the surface. I urge you to think about what experience you want to get beyond, “canid pussy go brrrr.” There is as much reason to think these would be the same as there would be for two non-fantasy vagina-orifice toys from different companies to give the same experience. Want to be locked in? Hazel. Want a cock massage? Lucy. Kinda want both? Get both. It’s so worth it.
If my reviews do anything, I hope it’s to share these differences in experiences to you so you can be more informed for your playtime purchases (as well as give you confidence that toy-fucking is totally normal and awesome and fun and bla bla bla). As always if you have any questions, feel free to reach out.
